Attacked By Snakes! lyrics

Well I remember my first day of public schoolI was very scared of getting pummeledAnd sure enough i did at first recessI got pegged in the head by a big red ballAnd stumbled, my head hungBack to class with a bloody noseand soon it was lunch timeMom said I should ask about how poor kids there get fedSo i got a book of tickets and a scedule and it read(chorus)Momday: hotdogsTuesday: TacosWednesday: hamburgers and chocolate milkThursday: sloppy joes and burritos in a bagFriday was pizza day, the best day of the weekAll the kids would line up super early just to eatMomday: hotdogsTuesday: TacosWednesday: hamburgers and chocolate milkThursday: sloppy joes and burritos in a bagFriday was pizza day, the best day of the weekIt always came with salad and a side of pork and beansHooray for pizza dayHooray for pizza dayI miss pizza dayThe best day of the weekWell i remember my first day of Jr. HighI had hairspray in my hair and my pants were way too tightAnd all the breakers and new-wavers and the rockers and the prepsWould all be in their places on the front lawn or the stepsI hung out with some punker kids who used to make me laughGot thrown in the dumpster by some rich kids near the caffAs time went on we figured out it was totally uncoolTo eat the welfare lunchProvided by the schoolSo in poser punker fashion we just mooched off all the kidsAnd lived off eating candy bars and bags of nacho chips(chorus)Well now I'm out of school and i don't have a job (you're a slob)I just sit around all sweaty and lethargicAnd i'm just thinkin' 'bout where it all went wrongWhy I can't concentrate on anything but rerunsI wish i had some more stability and II wish I had somebody makin' lunch for meI guess I miss the simple things in lifeThe thought of pizza dayI thought it stupid then but I wish I had it nowI just want(chorus)Hooray for pizza dayHooray for pizza dayI miss pizza day...