The holidays are over, youve gained twenty pounds
The cats choking on tinsel, pine needles stalk the ground
There are no cards in the mailbox, just a stack of bills
Yes, the holidays are over and you are feeling ill
Have a happy christmas hangover
Its the most miserable time of the year
The eggnogs made you fat, the party is over
cept for your wacky uncle who is still drinking your beer
Turkeys great on christmas but after a whole month
Of turkey pie and stew you start to dread lunch
Breakfast is more frightening for all there is to eat
Is fourteen christmas cakes and a bag of cranberries
Have a happy christmas hangover
Its the most miserable time of the year
Your uncles in the bathroom and grannys on the sofa
And you start to wish that theyd just disappear
You ate too many liquor-filled chocolates
Got no money left in your pockets
But at least you got lots of
Ugly sweaters and bow ties and socks
Youre skin is pale and pasty, your energy is spent
Along with all the money you need to pay the rent
The children are all crying cuz theyve broken all their toys
Is this misery worth one day of joy?
Have a happy christmas hangover
Its the most miserable time of the year
Your uncle has passed out on granny on the sofa
And you start to wish that you could disappear
