Daddy, daddy What son? Take me to a puppet show Okay YAY! Thank-you daddy
Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the world famous Finger Puppet Show (Laugh)
Finger Puppets, feature presentation Animation, demonstration, of female masturbation God's creation to fingers in a beehole, under the peehole Make a bitch lose control, whoa
Lemme tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees Slip the puppets in and show ya how to please Three puppets in, bet it feels nice Stick one more in, hell, don't even think twice
Sniff, take a whiff, of the clit Does it smell like shit? Then don't touch it, fuckin' idiot Bring clippaz if the pubic patch is rough Finger Puppets say, shave dat muff
Stick'em in and out like there's no time to waste And if you're a freak pull'em out and give'm a taste Move'm around and give'm a good stuffin' Move your bread mix around in her English Muffin
Vibration, circular rotation You and your penis, man the battlestations Lick and flick and stick, it's slick quick Take a dip, punany, sunk my battleship
Oh we gotta first timer, she feel a lil' pain On the sheets underneath is a little blood stain Rub ya box, and then move to ya asshole Shove it in your mouth, it's called a swiss cake roll
Now alright, if the hole feels tight Check yaself cuz it might be her butthole Oh no, my Finger Puppet got dirty Lil' brown eye and a stankin' lil' turdy
If ya Finger Puppets begin to stink like fish I got two words for ya bitch, douche it Ya got four Finger Puppets on each of ya hands Hey faggot Finger Puppets don't belong in a man
Finger Puppet Joe, let's go for a swim It's nice and warm so go and jump right in Diving board to a whore, look at that splash Fuck a life jacket just drown in dat ass
Ya got some whip cream, pop ya cherry on top Ya got the juices flowin', that's it, don't stop Ya gettin' real wet I got special Puppet up my sleeve Deep Sea Adventures with Finger Puppet Scuba Steve
Admit you love it, Finger Puppet Finger fuck it, pussh and shove it I guess that's all for my section of the show Just remember boys and dykes finger fuck that hoe
So ya say your beehole is now a big hole Now mo-fo you graduated to a dildo Five Puppets in ya asshole, a great peep show Masterin' the Puppets leads to a camel toe
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