Bad Day lyrics

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[Verse 1: Bizarre]"This is a bad day.."[Random lady:]"Motherfucker you need to get up and find your ass a job, Im sick of you just layin around all day long playin nintendo. They dont even make nintendos no more! Where the hell you find that shit at? And I know that you can find a job, your bus pass is in your wallet I seen that shit yesterday, you just sit up all day long!Lie lie lieEat eat eatDrink drink drinkYou dont do shit! Im sick of you!"[Bizarre:]"Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank God, got my asscheeks stuck to a fishin rod, wheres the dogs aint no frogs, momma cookin breakfast with no (laws?) I got my grub on, but didnt pig out, no Thanksgivin so we eatin, carry out.This dude came through my front door, he said I wouldnt live to see 24I gotta go cause I got on flip flopsIf I sold out then my feet 'd drop.Had to stop, at the red light, everybody laughin at my yellow dirtbike.And everythings alrightI got a beatin from Sherry, shes a transvesditeCalli
n up my homies and Im askin yallBring twenty, bottles of alcoholPlayin football, and Im in troubleThey gave me the ball, I fumbledAnd I cant believe, my best friends gayToday was a bad day.[Chorus:]"Yeah..today was fucked uphey man you gotta sing fo these niggasToday was a bad dayToday was fucked up!"[Verse 2:]"I bust my ass in the showerGot on this fresh new baby powderKids just today these dudes try to blast meSaw the police, and got my ass beatNo flexin, wooped my ass, in the intersection, till I shoot thats the questionWith the beats and, I was watchin rap city, shootin them craps, I got fiftyShake em up [x3]Shake emA couple a niggas, watch me all break emThey beat my ass, I need nine, nine elevenThey threw my ass through this back doorThey took all my cash flowPunched me in the chest, and kicked me in the assholeI just found out, my best friends gayToday was a bad day."[Chorus:]"Yeah..today was all fucked uprainin an shit.Today was a bad dayRain
in shit, yeah.You seen that shit niggaToday was fucked up!"[Verse 3:]"Left my homies house paid, picked up this chick been tryin rape since twelth gradeIts ironic, decisions and demandAn art test fired on the fan [?]Took a trip to MiamiGot my ass beat at the twenty first grammysMy dick is so weak, so weak, so weak I put my own ass to sleepWoke up around one, didnt hesitate to say that she didnt cumRidin down seven mile coast an, sippin on a potion, rubbin on some baby oil lotionAnd nothin seems, to work outShe smacked me in the face, and mirked outToday was like one of those bad dreams, jackin off with a bowl full of whip creamHelicopter lookin for the murdererTwo in the mornin got the Cody allen [?] burgerEven with the lights of the good year blimp, and in red, bizarre aint shitDrunk as hell, and Im throwin upPage your cat off, so you know it aint blowin upI found that my best friend was gayToday was a bad day.."[Chorus:]"You seen that shit niggaToday was a bad
dayToday was fucked up!Hannicap Circus, commin soonBizarre, HannniCap CircusToday was a bad day mother fuckerFuck yall."