Cheese Tidbit lyrics

Hello. Yes. We at world famouse Cheese Factory Records would like to
thank, you, the listener for purchasing this stereophonic
extended playing album by the Bloodhound Gang.
It is our pleasure to provide, you, the critical listener
with the highest quality, high-fedility audio recording
modern technology will permit.
We hope our improved tone resolution attainment, enhances your
exploration of the entire spectrum of sound and
maximizes your listening enjoyment.
If not, eat me you crotch goblin