Well Ive never been afraid of much and never thought I need a crutch
To help me through the trials of this life
But theres one thing I cant do with out and copenhagens what Im talking
About and I love it nearly as much as I love my wife.
Now when I first started chewing I didnt know what I was doing
But I liked the way it helped me to relax
And a big ol chew tastes might good just the way copenhagen should
But when its gone Im a slobbering maniac.
Chorus
Im a copenhagen junkie, theres a big ol hairy monkey on my back
And he just wont let me be
Cause when I run out of chewing
I know Im on the road to ruin
Yes that copenhagens got a hold on me
I can go without a lot of things like sweet potatoes and butter beans
And you know if wouldnt really bother me at all
I can go without coffee for a couple of days but if you take my snuffs away
Ill be climbing like the spider up the wall.
Chorus
Well I even tried to quit one time
My knees got weak and sorta went blind and my mellow disposition headed south
I started eating like a big fat hog got wild got mean like a rabbit dog and
Start frothing and foaming at the mouth
Chorus
Can I help you sir?
Ah, yea do you got any copenhagen?
No sir Im afraid were all out
Ahhhhhhh
Chorus
Ahh copenhagen, it makes me feel so good
But when its gone boys, I aint feeling exactly the way I should
