Ah miss g mary wont you c please g come home from d(7) china.
Bring a g bottle of whisky and a c tin cup g for your d(7) teeth.
Em dont you sneak d into the g back door c wearing some d(7) disguise.
Em knock on the d front door in g view of the c temperance d(7) guild.
Ah miss mary wont you please come home cause I miss ya.
Your old spinster sister dont always give good advice.
Look at her shes in love with that drunken bandy-legged sheriff.
Hell unzip her pantsuit, but never leave his fat wife
Chorus:
Ah miss em mary wont you b please come home from c china.
A come home from g china.
D come home from c china am6.
Repeat chorus
Now that fake old beatnik poet the volunteer fireman.
He dont care if you come, he dont like I do.
Hes in love with his dog and all his volunteer fireman.
And he is afraid to let the end of his versus rhyme.
Repeat chorus x2
Em
