Back when I was goin' to school, I never learned a thing All I did was daydream, a-waitin' for the bell to ring I had a certain teacher, I always tried to impress her When she stood up in the classroom, I would mentally undress her Then one day I decided, that I would write a little letter She said the spellin' was a masterpiece, the punctuation could be better I understood what she was saying, I got the gist of her sentiment She said "I don't mean to be degrading, "but here's the way that it should've went:"
Chorus) I love you period Do you love me question mark Please, please exclamation point I want to hold you in parentheses I love you period Do you love me question mark Please, please exclamation point I want to hold you in parentheses
Right on up to high school, people said I was a writin' fool All my letters became really great, with punctuation that was never late But I was havin' trouble meetin' girls, I never knew the things to say Soon I had 'em all overwhelmed, when they heard me talk this way, like this:
Chorus) I love you period Do you love me question mark Please, please exclamation point I want to hold you in parentheses I love you period Do you love me question mark Please, please exclamation point I want to hold you in parentheses
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