There i was lookin' for somethin' new Man comes into my view Tells me, "hey kid yo wanna make ten bucks?" Bud gave me dirty looks "Hey man, tells me what i got to do" Man tore the money right in half Says then to kill the fatted calf A rich fat lady with diamonds and rocks I'm thinkin', "Man this sucks, need a cement mixer I ain't writin' no epitaph" 1st Chorus: Make-up to her chin But don't ask me where the hell she's been 2nd Chorus: Broken bones in the gutter But did i murder your mudder? Sorry 'bout dem bones in the muddy gutter yeah My bud Sal and me stole a crane Then i stabbed the bitch in a vein Yeah, she fell down on the big crane hook I got this cool idea from a mystery book yeah Fell down before she felt the pain Put her in the mixer, aimed the chute A few steps back, clean off my boot Couple of days, walk down the street There were bones no more meat Broken bones in the gutter Got the rest of my loot 1st Chorus 2nd Chorus Damn lady so big, eighteen wheeler, trailer woman But she's gonna make me rich as hell with her 1st Chorus 2nd Chorus
Child's Toy lyrics