[Eminem] People! (People!) It feels so good to be back (back)
{*Eminem vocally scratching these lines* Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the new and improved, you know who.. chk-who, chka-er-chk-er-chk-er-chk
[Eminem] Never been the type to bend or budge The wrong button to push, no friend of Bush I'm the center piece, you're a Maltese I'm a pitbull off his leash, all this peace talk can cease All these people I had to leave in limbo I'm back now, I've come to release this info I'll be brief and let me just keep shit simple +Cani-bitch+ don't want no beef with Slim Nooooooo! Not even on my radar So won't you please jump off my dick, lay off and stay off And follow me as I put these crayons to chaos from séance to séance, aw-er-aw-er-aw-eh-a
[Chorus 2X: Eminem] C'mon now, let's all get on down Let's do-si-do now, we gon have a good ol' time Don't be scurred, cause thurr ain't nothin to worry 'bout Let your hurr down (and square dance with me)
[Eminem] Let your hair down to the track, yeah kick on back (boo!) The Boogiemonster of rap, yeah the man's back with a plan to ambush this Bush administration Mush the Senate's face in, push this generation of kids to stand and fight for the right to say somethin you might not like, this white hot light that I'm under, no wonder I look so sunburned Oh no I won't leave no stone unturned Oh no I won't leave, won't go nowhere Do-si-do, oh-yo-ho, hello there Oh yeah, don't think I won't go there Go to Beirut and do a show there Yeah you laugh till your motherfuckin ass gets drafted While you're at band camp thinkin the crap can't happen 'Til you fuck around, get an anthrax napkin Inside a package wrapped in Saran Wrap wrappin Open the plastic and then you stand back gaspin Fuckin assassins, hijackin Amtraks, crashin All this terror, America demands action Next thing you know, you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin to join the Army or what you'll do for their Navy You just a baby, gettin recruited at eighteen You're on a plane now, eatin their food and their baked beans I'm twenty-eight, they gon take you 'fore they take me Crazy insane, or insane crazy? When I say Hussein, you say Shady My views ain't changed, still inhumane, wait Arraigned two days late, the date's today, hang me!
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[Eminem] Nothin moves me more than a groove that soothes me Nothin soothes me more than a groove that boosts me Nothin boosts me more, or suits me beautifully There's nothin you can do to me, stab me shoot me Psychotic hypnotic product, I got it the antibiotic Ain't nobody hotter and so on and yada yada God I talk a lotta hum-de-lay-de-la-la Oochie walla-walla, um-di-da-dah da-dah but you gotta gotta keep movin, there's more music to make Keep makin new shit, produce hits to break the monotony, what's gotten into me? Drugs, rock, and Hennessey, thug like I'm 'Pac on my enemies On your knees, got you under siege Somebody you would give a lung to be Hun-ga-ry, like a fuckin younger me Fuck the fee, I can get you jumped for free Yeah buddy, laugh it's funny, I have the money to have you killed by somebody who has nothing I'm past bluffing, pass the K-Y Let's get ready for some intense, serious ass fucking!
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[Outro] Dr. Dre, wants to square dance with me Nasty Nas, wants to square dance with me X to the Z, wants to square dance with me Busta Rhymes, wants to square dance with me +Cani-bitch+, won't square dance with me +Cani-bitch+, won't square dance with me +Canada-bis+, don't want no parts of me Dirty Dozen, wants to square dance with you Weeeeeeeeeeee-hahh!! Woo!
Dexy's Midnight Runners lyrics