Started at the age four
My mother went to the grocery store
Went sneaking through her bedroom door
To find something in a size four
Sugar and Spice
And everything nice
Wasn't made for only girls
GI Joe in panty hose is making room for the one and only
King for a day, princess by dawn
King for a day in a leather thong
King for a day, princess by dawn
Just wait 'til all the guys get a load of me
My daddy threw me in therapy
He thinks I'm not a real man
Who put the drag in drag queen
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it
