I know what you want
And I know what you need
But I’m gonna screw it up, yeah
‘Cuz I’m and idiot and I’m your boyfriend yeah
I’m gonna take you out
Leave my wad at home
And then I’ll use your cell phone baby, long distance
And I’m your boyfriend
Baby I know I’m a man who’s made mistakes
I still got some learnin’ to do
I made out with your best friend the other day
And now we’re best friends too, yeah
And I know what you want
I know what you need
But I’m gonna screw it up, yeah
‘Cuz I’m and idiot and I’m your boyfriend yeah
And I’m gonna get you a gift
But its something I like too
I hope you like this Norelco Big Trimmer
It has my name on it, and I’m your boyfriend
Be-bebebebebe yeah dadadadadadada dadadadadadadadada
I’ll get real drunk and call my baby up at four o clock in the morning
I’m an idiot
(Jimmy talking)
Pick up the phone, come on, now look,
let’s get in my dad’s SUV,
we’ll go over to my house, my crib, my pad,
I’ll tell my mom to go to sleep,
and then we’ll have the living room all to ourselves you see,
I’ll put on some great DVD’s I picked up,
how about like something like The Matrix?
I can turn that boom-box up,
and make the bass snap a dime on my mom’s couch, yeah, hey baby,
you like fine cooking? ‘Cuz you know what,
I got Swanson’s dinner in the freezer with your name on it,
check it out….yeah
I got a permanent wave, yeah
I got a ogle-b home purse baby
Uh, I honk the horn,
can you honk the horn
can you honk the horn
let me hear ya honk it
Come on
Let me hear you say Uh Uh…yeah
Let me hear you say Uh Uh Uh…yeah
Let me hear you say UH UH…yeah
Let me hear you say (Jimmy moans)
