Please call a doctor, Ive been so depressed That I think that Im finally breakin I cant quite explain, I cant feel any pain But I know that this time Im not fakin Oh, what can it be, oh, inside of me
I saw my doctor he said man you look sick He said I think you better do something quick He checked me over and he said I was fit What you need is a change, have a shave, find a chic Your body functions, but your hairs a disgrace You shouldnt let it hang all over your face Change your image cos you look out of place Comb your hair, put on weight, try to look up to date Why dont you put in some permanent waves Youll look smooth youll look cool, youll be laughing Youll get lots of dates, youll be made youll get laid Youll get out and about, youll be laughing Oh, youll be o.k. once you get those permanent waves,
I was really up but now Im down once again I went out walking and it started to rain My perm washed out it just got flushed down the drain My neurosis returned, Im a wreck once again But wait til I get back my permanent waves Ill be cool, Ill be smooth, Ill be laughing Ill be all the rage with my permanent waves And Ill start a new craze, Ill be laughing Oh, Ill be o.k. once I get my permanent waves
Start a new craze, permanent waves Ill be all the rage, my permanent waves