Yeah
It's officially the biggest midget in the game
I dunno
Make way for the S.O.V
[Chorus]
Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession
Love me or hate me, that is the question
If you love me, then thank you
If you hate me, then fuck you
If you hate me, then fuck you
I'm fat and need a diet
Na, in fact I'm just here lying and
I ain't got the biggest breast-s-s
But I write all the best hits
I got hairy armpits
But I don't walk around like this
I wear a big baggy t-shirt
That hides that nasty shit
Ugh, never had my nails done
Bite them down until they're none
I'm the one with a non-existent bum
I don't really give a ugh!
I'm missing my shepherd's pie
Like a high maintenance chick missing her diamonds
I'm missing my Clipper lighters
Now bow down to your royal highness
No, I don't own a Corgi
I had a hampster
It died 'cause I ignored thee
Go on then
Go on, report me
I'm English
Try and deport me
[Chorus]
I'm a funky little monkey
With the tiniest ears
I don't like drinking fancy champi
I stick with Heineken beers
Oops, might burp in your face
A little unladylike, what can I say?
Well, oh gosh, I'm not posh - me
I wear odd socks
I do what I'm doing, yeah
So everybody's entitled to opinions
I open my mouth, and, shit, I got billions
I'm the middle kid, the riddle kid
I make you giggle till you're sick
My nose jiggles while I spit
Yeah, I do have some stories
And it's true, I want all the glory
Go on then
Come on, support me
I'm English
Try and deport me
[Chorus]
Love me or hate me
Love me or hate me
So I can't dance, and I really can't sing, yeah
I can only do one thing, and that's be Lady Sovereign
I can only do one thing, and that's be Lady Sovereign
