Girls are cute, they rarely poot and they have wet vaginas when i was in school, i wasn't cool kids thought i was too conflicted so I thought that a girl would rock my world if i was a rock n' roll singer i guess i was wrong, it wasn't too long till i learned to DRUG THEM and RAPE THEM fake glasses, good vision, indie pop here i come, NOW I'M GONNA GET LAID! last call, for rufenol so i traded my skirt for a flowerdy shirt and hip huggin dickies got a get-up kids patch for my one strap pack, and some frivolous glasses the girls will jump up and down to the power pop sound and think that I am romantic when I'm done w/ the show, everyone will know, that I'm surely gonna get some, sweet pussy! oooh eeeeh ooh I look just like River's Cuomo! Is this a satire?
According To John lyrics