hello james, hi, i'm calling and interested in seeing if, um, i don't know, if you book this band, um, that band, um, mindless, um, was it mind... senseless... mindless... - uh whatever, you know what i'm talking about
me like to go down to the church and drink some holy water but i don't like it... the priest don't like it but me can't seem to help it sail away - oh - away - oh you live me life free like a birdie cause me like to sing me likes what me do and me can't seem to help it i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys today i saw the giraffe but he didn't make any sound sometimes me bad... oh, i forgot the words... um... oh - we all going on a field trip - a field trip - a field trip - a field trip - a field trip - a field t-trip - a field trip - a field trip - a field trip Mr. Lonie is gonna be the true Mr. Harry, he drives the van sometimes me bad... eat me dental floss pull him... pulling Jesus from the cross - touch me thing sing somebody stole my Amy Grant records today me think me turn 22 today will somebody get me a present cause I turn 22 today but they're not as pretty as Barbara Mandrel then the milkman came - the milkman came and he took them fish he took them fish now me crying - me crying the milkman make me cry... then the mailman came drag me pee-pee on the floor hide me sandwich in me drawer the... hit my head against the door this is some kind of dream me likes to go down to the park and take them nuts from them squirrels and... you know what? time is... it's the closet for me - the closet for me it's so dark me cannot see it's the closet for me - the closet for me Mr. Harry said that will teach me No, I don't want to do the special olympics one my friend's the seat on my toilet and he always seem to shout at me oh, mister, don't you pee on me when I'm sitting it's a totally different story then he doesn't seem to play me mind he's not afraid of my fat behind and on the unfortunate occasion when I miss the bowl and pee on him lets me off with a smile and a warning don't do it again...
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