If a man has one cat
And another one comes to stay
How many cats are there in his house today
Two pussy cats, two pussy cats
Two pussy cats, two pussy cats
Another cat scratches on the door
The man lets him in
The cat says 'awfully good of you old chap'
And licks him on the chin [slurp]
Three pussy cats, three pussy cats
Three pussy cats, three pussy cats
A little bit later on, two more cats appear
A tabby one and a stray
The man gives them an ice cold beer
And that makes -
Five pussy cats, five pussy cats
Five pussy cats, five pussy cats
Lyin' on the kitchen floor
Meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow, meiow
Four cats jump up
And run away chasin' a mouse
So how many cats
Are there still left in this house
One pussy cat, one pussy cat
A one little pussy cat
A little bitty pussy cat
Lyin' on the kitchen floor
Meiow, meiow, meiow
