If I Waz U lyrics

If I wuz you...

So surreal.. so surreal
So surreal that it cant be real
Im just so afraid of banana peels
A wandering eye does not have sex appeal
Im 99 and a half light years away
And they expect me to be ok
They see me in some other light
But who told them that I wasnt alright?
Get with it said the prince to the be
Doncha realize that they cant see
Thats cool.. Im in a tranquil state
But I cant see why they dont calculate
Prince how come your eyes look blue?
If only ya had my eyes to look through
Mellowin out is what ya need to do
Huh.. only if I wuz you

If I wuz you...

I guess Im supposed to go crazy is that what it is
Tryin to pass this quiz
Mirror mirror whatcha got for me?
Since Im you and youre just so me
I know theyve lost themselves instead
I know that destinys face is red
I can see my rainbows real sweet
But for that quick quiz I gotta crib sheet
So whats the matter you? why do ya look sad?
Man this world doesnt look so bad
Whats the deal with the heal of a shoe
Whys an ankle such a red kangaroo
It all depends on the way I think
A watchers point of view dontcha think
Thered be a time where I wouldnt have a clue
But only if I wuz you

If I wuz you...

Poor, poor aristocrat
Shaken down by a pussycat
Thought he was a strong believer in the now
He thought he was up so he got shook down
Deja vu, even I myself
Thats why educated guesses I think might help
But a flat out reading, I dont see how
And things we gotta deal with right now
Like the fact that my complexion may offend you
Environments protection may contend you
Theres millions in the quest for synthetic dreams
Its now extreme and pullin at the seams
I dont wait so it dont bother me
But please forgive me if I act rude
Save the bass for another part of me
But only if I wuz you

If I wuz you... I think Id find my way into the stars
If I wuz you... I think Id let me out of my jar
If I wuz you... I dont think that I could ever be real
If I wuz you... I think itd vary on the way that I feel
If I wuz you...