Sugar's only sweetness,
Salt is ocean tears,
And you were my only weakness,
For years and years and years.
You little yellow sweety,
You were hiding in a jar.
Now my mind has gone completely.
Take off the lid and there you are!
Your my candy.
Candy.
Well the devil she made sweet candy,
Took six days and nights to dream,
On the seventh day she rested,
Woke up early made ice cream.
Now the devil she must be a dentist,
With deep jaw breaker eyes,
Red rope hair,
Gumdrop lips,
Cotton candy thighs.
Your my candy.
Candy.
Chocolate lava stoned my body,
And aftertaste stole my mind,
Left me dangling down defenseless,
As sweet candy she said goodbye.
Now my teeth are worn and useless,
My eyes too sunk to see,
My tounge swoled up to twice its size,
And all I wanna do is eat...
Candy!
My candy!
My candy!
My candy!
Suckin' on my candy!
Back Porch lyrics