(talking) Okay Hunnie, now the name of the resterant and my cell phone number are on the referigerator. (uh huh) Don't be afraid to call if you need anything. Now have Josh in bed by 9 (uh huh) 9-30 the latest (sure) Now there's soda and chips in the kitchen(hah, right) Tary, DVD player and I think there's some board games in the closet. (uh huh, right) Oh and one more thing, be good! (Okay!!)
Chorus I'm a bad babysiter, got my boyfriend in the showa. WOOT! I'm makin' 6 bucks an hour. I'm a bad babysitter got my boyfriend in the shower. WOOT! I'm makin' 6 bucks an hour.
Babysitting sucks! But whatever, they got junk food, kung foo, egg foo. Dig Dug, a dog too and a hot jew. Mr Wild Child, I mean he's old but not duh-duh. If I'm bad, out time in the corner for time out. A'aight Josh, what'ch ya wanna do? Ya wanna watch cartoons? HBO got blue tune. (whine) Hey! Get back in the room. I assume your folks are gonna be out late, go make me coolaid. Ima sit on your couch and masterbate then call up my boyfriend and see if he ate. Spit out my bubba-licious ...(don't know these 2 lines) .... Finish the diches, BITCH! Let's try on your mom's minx, think she'll miss these chenelle linx and these high heels? She looked like da-da binx. Go play under the sink. (i want my mommy) I want your daddy as well, but if ya tell you'll die sick so n' god told me your going straight to hell. Well, if you don't like it I can leave then you'll be alone, believe me that's what the creepy monsters want, plus I'll be takin' your TV. (no) Put your jamas and don't wet the bed, I got a camera, I'll take picture and show that little girl you like, Sarah!!! Oh and one more thing, there's been several masked murderers spotted in the area. (Ch-Ch)
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Let's make fluffin utters, don't fucking mutter another peep or I'll take the cookie cutta and make star cookies under your skin while you sleep. Keep still, I gotta check the bathroom counter. Hey, what are these pills? I'll take the value Josh you take a bag of antegements. Stop throwin up, I'm not paid enough, you clean the rugs. I fluff, I told you 6 bags of home made jello was too much. Aight kid, you gotta go to bed. I know it's only 6 but my boy just came over, and he wants me to give him head. Sit his bear asss on the couch while he watch small wonders next time he see Vicky the spot'll be sticky cuz I sucked his dick he used your moms cucumba! Don't worry I'll put it back in the refrigerator, scared? you can have it for suppa, nice and crisp in the tuppa wear! No bed time story geel, get off me your so horny. Josh, get in bed and freddie cougar might let ya see your mom in tha mornin'. No porn and get shit shakin! One day you'll know how nice it is to get laid while your gettin' paid!
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Oh daddy just came back! Jeez, Mr W. Your wife looks bad. (Oh must of been the drinks she had. We drank some mata's, wat-cha-la's, ripped her off thigh high.) WOAH! Too much infor- mation! I need a ride. Let's take the benz(that's the collest car-I ever seen) How old are you again, 19?? (laugh) Hah, yeah, sike! In like 4 more years. (Oh one time could you please show me some of those nice cheers?) (Whooo) Have you been working out? (burnt out, here's your house) You wanna come in, we just got this awesome new couch. Ouch! (Stop it girl!) Can't I get a little peek? (Naw girl, I'll take a rain check and see ya next week)
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