Can ya name the truck with four-wheel drive
Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five?
Canyonero
Canyonero
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
Canyonero
(Y'aah!)
Canyonero
(Canyon- ero)
[Krusty:] "Hey hey!"
[spoken disclaimer:] "The Federal Highway
Commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for
highway or city driving."
(Canyonero)
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide
Sixty-five tons of American pride
Canyonero
Canyonero
(Canyonero)
Top of the line in utility sports
(Ooh____________ooh______
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts
ooh________________ooh_____________)
Canyonero
Canyonero
(Canyonero)
(Y'aah!)
She blinds ev'rybody with her super-high beams
She's a squirrel-squashin' deer-smackin'
Drivin' machine
Canyonero
(Y'aah!)
Canyonero
(Canyon- ero)
(H'aah!)
Whoa, Canyonero!
(H'aah!)
(Y'aah!)
Whoa, Canyonero!
Whoa
