Mr. Garrison- ok children gather round, since Eric Cartman can't seem
to remember the words to Oh Holy Night we are gonna try a little shock
theripy, I'm gonna give one of you this cattle prod and if he forgets any
word just shock him a little. Who wants the prod?
Children-Me! me! Me! I wanna...
Mr. Garrison-Here you go Kyle why don't you take it
(music starts)
Kyle-SWEET!
Mr. Garrison- okay Eric whenever you're ready
Cartman-And, Oh holy ni- (shock)Ow! Hey what was that for, I didn't
Screw up!
Kyle-Ha Ha
Mr Garrison- No Kyle you can't shock him unless he forget the words
Kyle- Sorry Mr. Garrison
Cartman- And, Oh holy night the stars are brightly shining, it is the night
of our dear saviours birth, oh holy night....(mumbles) (SHOCK)
Children- HAHAHA
Cartman- It is the night with the chistmas trees and pie (shock)
Mr. Garrison-THOSE AREN'T THE WORDS ERIC
Cartman- Cause Jesus was born and--so we give him presents (shock) OW
umm (OW) decorations..OK
Fall on your knees and herethe angels....voices (shock) OW!
Oh night devine
Mr. Garrison- Very nice Eric.
Cartman- oh night, oh night devine----there see i remember that whole chorus
Mr. Garrison-MISSED IT!
Cartman- Oh night (shock) DEEEVIIINE
Kyle- Damn Cartman
Mr. Garrison-WOW.....
Cartman- Oh night, Oh night...devine
(shock) (shock)
Children laugh
Mr. Garrison-Ok Eric now we are gonna try the French words
Cartman-WHAT?!
