[ Andy C ] Here we go now, keep it low-brow Get stupid (Why?) Cause I know how Check my brain in, be a idiot Act lame and stay ignorant Be remedial, wear the dunce cap Slouch over and drool like a hunchback Don't discuss things, shout the last word Put your good sense out to pasture Drop your IQ, that's what I do My advice to girls and guys who Wanna be a Nobel Prize finalist Smack the scientist, try apply in this Keep the customers comin around If you're smart then you better start dumbin it down Don't say anything too profound Dumb - it - down
Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da I wanna hear ya Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
[ Dizzy Dustin ] What are you thinkin? I don't know Do you have a dream? I don't know What about tomorrow? I don't know What does this mean? Hm? Please no questions, no topics Save the message and the logic Take it easy, keep it lightweight You're on thin ice and I might break Call me blockhead or an animal While I walk like a Neanderthal Don't say anything too profound Dumb - it - down
Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da I wanna hear ya Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da Come on now Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da Everbody Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
[ Andy C & Dizzy Dustin ] Why be clever? It would be better To sit and talk about the weather, right? At work or the schoolyard, don't think too hard (Why?) I read this off a cue card Take a good thing, run it into the ground If you're smart, then you better start dumbin it down Don't say anything too profound Dumb - it - down
Irish Folksongs lyrics